A Sensitive Bush Weeps

In a tearful rendition of prose and phonery, former President Bush broke down during a speech on working with rivals, and building personal relationships.

Bush broke down talking about his beloved son Jebby and how he wasn't bitter after defeat.

Bush said Jebby didn't whine or complain,but he moved forward and ended up a two term governor.

Bush said "a true measure of a man is how you handle victory and how you handle defeat."

Bush said he gets emotional when he talks about his children. He also said his twin granddaughters have calmed down and are doing well.

Was this emotional barrage a push toward his new favorite son Jebby toward running for President?

Does Bush really think his sweet innocent granddaughters have calmed down? Didn't he watch the Argentina reports last week?

Bush says a "true measure of a man is how you handle victory, and how you handle defeat."

If so, then doesn't his little boy Georgie flunk in both those respects?

The sobs and babblings of a man who like during his Presidency, is out of touch with America, out of touch with the happenings of his offspring, and out of touch with reality.

Old man Bush and his cohort Lee Atwater were the dirtiest players in the game for their time.

Now the seed, no matter how how rotten and dark they may be are examples of what tarnished offspring will become.

"My granddaughters have really calmed down" and "the measure of a man is how you handle victory, and how you handle defeat."

Well Papa Bush, you're granddaughters are wilder than ever and your son is a loser in a cooked up war, a loser in midterm elections, and a loser from your seed.

Weep away Papa Bush, your offspring have "calmed down" and so has your sons days in power.